You are gay, living in Boston, but hate the gay nightlife and the typical scene. What to do? Do not despair. For reals. There's an increasing variety of fun all-out queer, or at the very least super gay-friendly nights popping up all around town for those of us not into cookie-cutter South End aesthetics and sounds.
I've written before on this blog on the recent (and much welcomed) revival of gay night life in Boston, but this renaissance has yet to reach its zenith. Several more novel nights have popped up in town, so here's a little summary update. This list should be especially useful for all those lost souls in Boston who are left in the cold by the more typical Boston gay-bar scene of over-priced drinks, unfriendly patrons, and tired, lousy dance music. I've been to every one of the following nights many times, and recommend each of them very highly.
Gay dance nights in Boston that don't suck, in the order of when they happen each month, along with a brief description:
PARDON MY FRENCH@ The Phoenix Landing, Cambridge
When: 1st Sunday of each month
An offshoot of Chris Muther's original night (Mint Julep Mondays...see below), it's pretty darn hard to predict what DJ Muther will play. Part of the reason is frequent guest DJs, but Muther himself is full of surprises. Let's see, you might hear MIA, Saint Etienne, Belle and Sebastian, Ladytron, Yelle, Hot Chip, and some Dusty Springfield thrown in for old times' sake. Though not entirely meant to be a gay night, the event produces a little "guerrilla queer bar" magic once a month at the Phoenix Landing.
Website:
http://www.myspace.com/christophermuther
GUERRILLA QUEER BAR@ various location (changes each month)
When: 1st Friday of each month
The brainchild of local heroes Daniel Heller and Josh Gerber, Guerrilla Queer Bar is a phenomenon that has sprouted in cities across the country in which once a month, a straight bar or club somewhere in town is chosen for a gathering of gay men and women, thus transforming the space for one magical night into something pretty darn queer. It brings the gays out of the ghettoed enclaves, and even the straightest of bars fall under the queer spell and for one night turn into happening dance clubs.
Website:
http://bostonguerrilla.googlepages.com/

MINT JULEP MONDAY@ the Middlesex Lounge, Cambridge
When: 3rd Monday of each month
Mint Julep Mondays is the original monthly party at the Middlesex Lounge by Christopher Muther, and continues to feature a regular fare of French ye-ye, retro Brit pop, obscure girl groups, Québécois crooners, and Northern Soul. Tossed into the mix are Claude François, Petula Clark, Serge Gainsbourg, Dusty Springfield, Ronnie Bird, Frank Alamo, the Four Tops, Saint Etienne, Michel Richard and, well, you get the idea. It's a great night with a fun and mixed crowd. Fantastic videos on a big screen to match.
Website:
http://www.myspace.com/christophermuther
REVIVAL@ the Middlesex Lounge, Cambridge
When: 2nd Monday of each month
This night is made for you to dance to Aretha Franklin, The Knife, Buddy Holly, Sex Pistols, Felt, Fischerspooner, Tough Alliance, Editors, Nas, Soulwax, Ray Charles, Diplo, NIN, Eagles of Death Metal, Notorious B.I.G., Klaxons, Radio Dept., Rolling Stones, T-Rex, Aaliyah, Faint, Eartha Kitt, Etta James, Rob Base, The Smiths, Raincoats, Toni Braxton, Joy Division, Nancy Sinatra, CSS, Dead Kennedys, Death From Above 1979, Black Eyes, Mariah Carey, James Brown. Hot videos on the big screen. The last time I attended it ended with some old-timely music, prompting the crowd to break down into a spontaneous fury of Charleston-inspired dance moves. Amazing.
Website:
http://www.myspace.com/revivalism
HELLEAUXX@ the Enormous Room, Cambridge
When: The 2nd Wednesday of each month
The latest indie queer dance night to hot Boston, Helleauxx has all the elements to make it a lasting fixture: cool bar with nice ambience, hot music, crazy videos on a big screen, and a varied crowd eager to fill up the dance floor. You'll hear everything from Cut/Copy, Michael Jackson, Justice, the Knife and all the fluo you can dance to. Frequent and various guest DJs each month.
Website:
http://www.myspace.com/helleauxx
MOVEMENT@ the Alchemist Lounge, Jamaica Plain
When: One Saturday a month
Your host David Dancer spins a variety hard to beat, such as, The Adolescents, SebastiAn, Sigue Sigue Sputnik, Crème de Menthe, Avenue D, The (old/spooky)Cure, 7 Seconds, Tiga, Gravy Train!!!!, Client, The Homosexuals, Southern Death Cult, BratMobile, subhumans, The Adverts, Positive Noise, Berlin, the Dandy Warhols, the Vapors, the Flirts, Bauhaus, The Sounds Of Liberty, Peaches, the Lemonheads, Grace Jones, the Flirts, Christian Death, a touch of class, Freezepop, The Trouble, the Mystery Men, Dirty Sanchez, Echo and the Bunnymen, T. Rex, KITBUILDERS, Panic, Gang of Four, Belly, Kraftwerk, Soft Cell, Glass Candy, Richard Hell, Beat Happening, Real Life, Kelly Clarkson, Miss Kittin, nine inch nails, Bangs, Squeeze, Motley Crue, Tones on Tail, Vitalic, Romeo Void, Elastica, older Blur, ? and the mysterians, Phoenecia, Sixteens, Bush Tetras, Pavement, Matthew Sweet, Royksopp, the Dominatrix, Duran Duran, the Human League, Relaxed Muscle, Out Hud, Miami Sound Machine, Klaus Nomi, Yaz, Katrina and the waves, the smiths, Rikk Agnew, Placebo, Thomas Dolby, Neu!, Pet Shop Boys, G.D. Luxxe, Belle &; Sebastian pre-2003, old Misfits, Drop Kick Murphys up to "Do or Die" + a lot more Mute, Turbo, kill rock stars, factory, Clone, K, Bomp, Ed Banger, Frontier, SST, Ersatz, DFA, Sire, and much more.
Website:
http://www.myspace.com/daviddancer
THE NEIGHBORHOOD@ The Midway Cafe, Jamaica Plain
When: 2nd Saturday of each month
It being JP, the Neighborhood is where you can get a better dose of diversity than most gay nights in town. A sample of the music you might hear (and dance to): The Rapture///The Slits///New Edition///Curtis Mayfield///Lady Sovereign///Dizzee Rascal///112///Beyonce///Jay-Z///Lupe Fiasco///Talib Kweli///Mos Def///Fanny Pack///J.J. Fad///Justin Timberlake///Alexkid///Bonobo///M.I.A.///The Pack///Gwen Stephani///Pharrell///The Presets///E-40///Fergie///Pussycat Dolls///Nelly Furtado///Sunshine Anderson///Daddy Yankee///Ol'Dirty Bastard///Blackstreet///Madonna///Annie///Basement Jaxx///Peaches///Kelly Clarkson///Metric///Scream Club///Depeche Mode///The Gossip///Outkast///Mariah Carey///Gnarls Barkley///Felix da Housecat/// Heloise & The Savoire-Faire Dancers///Sean Paul///Rihanna///Chaka
Website:
http://www.myspace.com/theneighborhoodjp
GROSS ANATOMY@ Milky Way Lounge and Lanes, Jamaica Plain
When: Last Wednesday of each month
This is *the* GAY INDIE HIPSTER DANCE PARTY of Boston. Queers from all parts of town converge on this JP nightspot once a month for great music and an ample dance floor that fills up without failure. Awesome DJs, friendly bartenders, bowling lanes, lots of places to sit and hang out with friends, and a kitchen upstairs make this a highlight night of the month. A new feature at the end of the night has been the spontaneous gathering outside the Milky Way of Gross Anatomy patrons on bikes, heading back en-masse to over-the-bridge parts like Cambridge and Somerville. Fun!!!!
Music you'll hear: mary timony, hot chip, tracy + the plastics, metric, the ponys, anna oxygen, patrick wolf, adult, lo-fi FNK, depeche mode, tender forever, the futureheads, the organ, the long blondes, diplo, gucci mane, david bowie, the smiths, the blow, VHS or beta, babes in toyland, china crisis, kylie, destiny's child, new order, heart, i am the world trade center, cut copy, sean paul, efferklang, the gossip, annie, esther, chicks on speed, MIA, adam ant, peaches, blondie, deerhoof, b-52s, joan jett and the blackhearts, duran duran, letigre, arcade fire, berlin, talking heads, electrelane, erase errata, usher, the go! team, architecture in helsinki, romeo void, julie ruin, the slits, mount sims, the moves, pat benatar, pulp, soviet, the unicorns, SWV, hole, magnetic fields, abba, angela, the knife, lita ford, ying yang twins, tom vek.
Website:
http://www.myspace.com/thegrossanatomy
BOSTON BOYLESQUE@ various locations
When: whenever you want!
Not in the least your typical queer night, this mostly-male burlesque review brings some old-time gaiety to wherever they go, whether it be the Midway Cafe, The Milky Way, or a living room near you. Every show is different, but expect to see imaginative and scandalous cabaret-inspired acts, with special guests in a variety show format performing to naughty tunes of days gone by. Think Josephine Baker and Marylin Monroe running a carnival sideshow. After watching sexy dancers do their thing, it's not surprising that the night almost always ends with the audience turning into an all-out dance party. Oh, and they always looking for talent, so contact them if you got something something.
Website:
http://www.myspace.com/bostonboylesque OK. So go out and have fun! No more excuses. And if you want to start a night of your own, please do. DIY is the way to go in Boston.
Etiquetas: boston, citylife, clubs, dancing, queer